Updated: Jan 3, 2019
DISCLAIMER: This story will have graphic imagery. If you are squeamish, I highly recommend not reading any further.
I was still pretty shook up from the last level when I started "Trance". Trance's map music did nothing to ease the tension. As for how to describe it... have you ever heard the theme from Videodrome? That's the closest thing I can think of to compare it to.
I checked to see who the new monster was, and it was Orga. A monster who didn't make his film debut until 1999, appearing in a game made in 1988. So much for my theories for Titanosaurus and Biollante. There's no way this game was in 1988!
Those guys at Toho may be smart, but I'm sure they couldn't see that far into the future. If they could, they never would have gave Roland Emmerich the rights to make a Godzilla movie.
No, this had to be a hack of some kind. Which just opened up even more questions. Who made this hack? When? How? And most importantly, why? The "why?" was the question that bothered me most.
My immediate assumption was to think Billy did this to pull a joke on me. But that couldn't be right either. Billy didn't know how to make a ROM hack.
And if he did, he'd probably just do something simple and stupid, like replacing the monsters with crudely drawn genitalia. Unless Billy had amazing game editing skills, and a serious dark streak to his imagination that he never told me about, he couldn't have made this. Is it even possible to put a hacked ROM on a cartridge?
Aside from all of that, my eye was drawn to a new icon on the map: a question mark. I was really curious as to what it did.
I'm sure you're also curious, so I'll explain the "Quiz levels" now, since this was when they start appearing. There was one of these per map from here on, and they always appeared near the start of the map.
When you start a quiz level, you appear on a screen like this:
As you can see, there's a question at the top, a "yes" or "no" button, and a emoticon near the center. I refer to the emoticon as "Face" (Real creative, I know), and for convenience, I'll refer to Face as the one asking the questions.
The music for the quiz levels was a track actually in the game. It's the one that plays when you try to use the "Gh1d0ra" cheat and get sent to an unplayable level.
Face asks you twelve "Yes or No" questions and you move your monster to the buttons for your answer. When you answer, the question disappears and Face changes expressions for about eight seconds, then he goes back to neutral and a new question comes up. There was no time limit, nor any wrong answers.
Face has no respect for the player's personal boundaries, and will sometimes ask deeply disturbing and personal questions. For example: (Do you like hurting people?) (Have you ever killed/raped anyone?) (Have you been molested by a family member?)
Other times he would ask questions that were mind-numbingly stupid (Is the Sun hot?) (Is water wet?) or just flat out ridiculous (Does your dog like the President?) and maybe once per quiz, Face would ask you a question about the game.
With one exception, Face's expression changes seem to have no effect on the game, except for indicating what the game creator thought of your answer. His reactions rarely made any sense, and at first I thought they were randomly generated.
The questions never followed a pattern, Face never stayed on the same subject for more than two questions. Early on, there were questions that made me think that Face was building up to something, only to ask some stupid garbage.
Here are the expressions of Face that I saw while playing. I'll separate them into two categories: the expressions that I understood and the expressions that I didn't understand.
1. Neutral, his default expression
2. Angry (If you try to attack Face, his expression changes to this, but nothing else happens)
6. Maniacal (Face made this expression when he was being an asshole. You'll see what I mean later)
And here are the others:
Two of these only appeared once (numbers 1 and 12), and I suspected that they might have been in-jokes from the creator. There respective questions were "Do you like ice cream?" and "Are you a tough guy?".
As for the questions on the first quiz: Luckily, I had a notepad and pen handy. I have problems remembering things, so I often carry one around to jot things down, and sometimes I doodle in it when I'm bored. So when the first quiz started I thought I'd record what happened. I'm glad that I did.
Here are the first series of questions, my answers, and Face's reaction:
1. Do you like the game?
Answer: Yes, Reaction: Happy
2. Are you afraid?
Answer: Yes, Reaction: Surprised
3. Are you over 18?
Answer: Yes, Reaction: Weird face #5
4. Do birds have teeth?
Answer: No, Reaction: Love
5. Is peanut butter good?
Answer: No, Reaction: Sick
6. Does the moon rotate?
Answer: Yes, Reaction: Weird face #11
7. Have you had a job?
Answer: Yes, Reaction: Confused
8. Do you like hurting people?
Answer: No, Reaction: Annoyed
9. Is the Sun hot?
Answer: Yes, Reaction: Sad
10. Do you like dogs?
Answer: Yes, Reaction: Happy
11. Is the President good?
Answer: Yes, Reaction: Weird face #3
12: Does your dog like the President?
Answer: No, Reaction: Angry
Now that I've explained all of that, time for the game play.
After the quiz level, I tried the new green temple icon first.
Wow. Maybe this is why the game is so weird - one of the designers was clearly drugged out of his mind!
Jokes aside, I was quite impressed by the graphics of this level, as disorienting as they were (But I hate those creepy, blank staring statue faces). The music had a hypnotic, Indian techno vibe to it.
There were two new enemies in this level: a flying ghost type thing with a trunk, and a bat with a horse skull for a face. They appear at random, but I was lucky to get a screen cap of both of them.
Then, I proceeded to a blue mountain level, expecting another nice, calm stroll. I took my time walking through and was completely taken by surprise when this happened:
Not - Moguera came speeding towards me and took off quite a bit of health with his tentacle screws! It only took me two minutes to kill him without having to worry about a time limit, but the boss monsters NEVER showed up in the scrolling levels in the normal game. I was worried as to what other rules the game would break.
After the blue mountain stage, it was time to fight Not - Varan, whose replacement was one of the most bizarre things in the game.
This strange creature attacks you by kicking, and also opening his chest and firing heat-seeking missiles....I still don't get it.
The missiles were sometimes a pain to deal with, but I found out you could tail whip them out of the way. Not - Varan was probably the easiest out of the monster replacements.
The same could not be said about Not - Hedorah.
Apparently the source of the horse - bats, Not - Hedorah was the most aggravatingly difficult monster to fight yet. Mostly because of his special ability: he could shriek and summon a small swarm of those horse - bat things.
I know there are only two in the screen cap, but every time he did this, about ten would arrive. The AI took advantage of the distraction and attacked twice as fast while the horse - bats were flying around.
Once that annoyance was over with, I went through a green temple level to kill some enemies to restore my health. Interestingly, none of the horse - bats showed up after Not - Hedorah was killed. And that was when I got an idea:
If killing all the monsters makes the red face show up, what would happen if I avoid fighting Orga, and go straight to the base?
So I gave that a try:
The game told me there was no monster there when I tried to start the base level. And immediately afterward, the game took control of my Godzilla piece and moved it in front of Orga. My little trick didn't work, so I tried to prepare myself for another chase. But first, I had to beat Orga.